- How I feel at University: I might be a stupid Polok, but I least I can read my fucking email, u dumbos.
~And they lived happily ever after~
This was really dumb and a lot of fun to draw :D
CLINTASHA AU - Clint relapses back into Loki’s hypnosis and S.H.I.E.L.D. is forced to contain him. Natasha does her best to stall Fury while the possessed Clint takes advantage of her vulnerability.
"So many lives would have been avenged if I had finished my mission. All that blood spilled by the infamous Black Widow, and yet you’re here. Living and breathing and lying to yourself every day of what you really are when we all know the truth. Did you think S.H.I.E.L.D. would actually trust you? Did you think I would actually trust you? I was shackled to you.”
CLINTASHA AU - After the fall of S.H.I.E.L.D., Natasha finds Clint in a small town on the countryside. She soon begins to notice he is much more quiet and somber than his usual self. Something had happened to him while he was gone.
"Clint, are you alright?"
CLINTASHA AU - The woes of a superspy couple.
"You’re mad at me for forgetting your fake birthday?! But that wasn’t even in the file! Nat!"
I’ve been on both sides of this conversation
this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.
i’m 28 and never knew this
pretend that you are me and write me an ‘about me’ so i can satisfy my ego and be amused by the person you think i am
/// Lame Old Music for Lame Old People
nellody i think about you while looking at this.
Tego dnia, gdy ciemność skradnie serce ci,
Ona w oknie będzie śmiać się, lecz przez łzy.
Rozpuści czarność włosów i
Zmieniona w kruka skoczy, by
Za chwilę oknem tym powrócić tu
Rajski ptak, bo tak chciałeś.
Jako rajski ptak,
Jako rajski ptak, bo tak chciałeś!
My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom
it was a tea bag
Once I was walking back to my halls of residence and there were girl and a boy from my uni and they stopped by and asked me politely “Hey, would you like a condom?”