Imagine if Sirius could have raised Harry and when he sent a howler to him in his second year for driving the car to school.
"I’M NOT EVEN MAD, I’M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. MERLIN’S BLOODY BALLS I’M PROUD."
And Remus in the background “SIRIUS NO.”
Press play because this has Jim Moriarty written all over it
I have a feeling I’m going to be singing this all day tomorrow. And I’m working. This is going to be awkward.
At first I was all:
OH MY GOD THIS IS GONNA BE STUCK IN MY HEAD AND I’LL SING THIS AT SCHOOL AND I’LL SCARE PEOPLE
Mother of god.
Holy Shit. I just woke up my poor bed partner with my snorting. In the ensuing struggle my headphones popped out of my laptop and now I’m just getting worried stares.
HOLY SHIT I NEED THIS AT SCHOOL AND I NEED TO PLAY IT SUPER LOUD WHENEVER SOMEONE PISSES ME OFF OMG
This is hilarious
this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard as i did the 1st time i saw it
Oh my god
everyone: don’t do the thing.
clint barton: i did the thing and my pants fell down and this mafia wants to kill me.
- don’t ever feel bad for asking me to tag a trigger
- i do not care what the trigger is
- i will tag it for you
- you have legitimate reasons to be triggered by it
- and i am not one to question those reasons
- so just send me an ask
- anonymous if you’re scared
- and i will tag it all the time in future
- your wellbeing is worth twenty extra seconds of my time at least
Get ready for the Disney movies, people.
So I’m reading the article and then this:
For example, there is the tale of a maiden who escapes a witch by transforming herself into a pond. The witch then lies on her stomach and drinks all the water, swallowing the young girl, who uses a knife to cut her way out of the witch.
German fairytales are so brutal. (I love that)
is this still a thing we’re doing?
have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a shitty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them
Always when I see posts like this I’m afraid it’s about me. Shitty feeling.
These are friggin’ awesome.
white boy makes 35 complaints about women then says women complain too much: the video
If it were a “black boy” would it be excusable?
Probably not, but there is no “black boy” involved, now is there?
Go up to any gangster and ask him what he thinks of “dem annoying bitches”.
Being an asshole applies to every race.
WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT IN QUESTIONING THE OPINIONS OF A “BLACK BOY”?!
What does race have to do with whether a person is excused from misogynistic comments or not?
No, you answer me first. What was the fucking point in wondering if a black boy would be excusable. What thought train were you conducting to set that fuse on this god damn site.
I’ve seen a lot of vlogs on YouTube as well as Vines and tweets with titles or topics on some sort of variant of “annoying things women do”
Hundreds of them are made by black males. Several by Asian males. And several by south or western Asian males.
But how is it that every single widely condemned video of this nature on this site is starring a white male, and his race is invariably mentioned in a highly condescending tone? Why is his race of note in a conversation about sexism? And why are none of the videos by other races ever ever ridiculed or condemned widely on this site?
My thought train is this: there is a double standard existing in the majority of the user base on this site that can be expressed through simple observation that using race to criticise people on their views on issues completely unrelated to race is permissible, condoned, and flat out encouraged if the race of the person is white or white-passing. However it is never addressed if that person is not white or white-passing, and people will willfully ignore sexist content if the creator is not white.
Rap by black males specifically referring to women as “thots” and other aggressively misogynistic terms and demeaning them as sex objects, prizes, or annoyances is never ever criticised widely on this site, but a song by a white male that can be construed in some form as a rape allegory is fought with voracity not unlike that of a fundamentalist group for months. How is this not an observable bias? And how is that not incredibly dangerous?
the white guilt on this website is both appalling and ridiculously amusing.
-the italian one
I CAN’T EVEN PUT MY HAIR IN A FUCKING BUN
"…you love Ultron, Tony?”
(They said Avengers 2 will “have ultron” and “Natasha and Clint getting more action”, so these are my natural conclusions of what the movie will be like)
Photographer Joshua Hoffine skillfully recreates childhood nightmares into visual reality
Holy shit these are awesome
the letter cubes on the floor in the picture with the monster under the bed spell out “daddy no”
my brain is overwhelmed right now this is awful and so gripping